I’m out in Los Angeles for E3 2009 (my fourth E3). The friend I’m staying with has two avocado trees, a lemon tree, an orange tree, and olive trees. The squirrels apparently love the avocados, and I managed to coax one over after about an hour of trying. She ate out of my hand for [...]
1. Depending on the severity of the date and your own threshold for physical pain, consider setting yourself on fire. This can be done casually, as if by accident (knocking a candle precariously situated on the dinner table onto your lap) or more conspicuously (say, quickly excusing yourself from the table, running across the street [...]
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